拾趣 | 这些都是什么塑料翻译，快笑不活了……

试问翻译：烟台跟你有多大仇啊……

❌错误译法：Destroy Yantai

✔正确译法：Ashtray

发音好像没啥问题？

❌错误译法：Mam

✔正确译法：Man

女警卫？

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❌错误译法：Female guard

✔正确译法：Female Toilet/

Women’s Room/WOMEN

pee pee之间？

❌错误译法：Between the pee

✔正确译法：Urinal/Toilet

纸巾纸巾，你自己进去吧……

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❌错误译法：Tissue please into Lou

✔正确译法：Please throw the tissue into the basket

张冠李戴了吧……

❌错误译法：Please Save Water

✔正确译法：No Smoking

性感的出口？

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❌错误译法：Sexit

✔正确译法：Exit

快来bi一bi

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❌错误译法：Bibi who is high

✔正确译法：Let’s contrast and see who is taller

为啥不翻译成“colorful superman”？

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❌错误译法：The color is super

✔正确译法：Colour Doppler Ultrasound

我猜这是书吧……

❌错误译法：Books I guess

✔正确译法：Book Bar

双重否定，加强语气

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❌错误译法：Qingwu Please

✔正确译法：No noise, please

这根米线有一米长吗？

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❌错误译法：Wear a mask, please wait outside a noodle

✔正确译法：Wear a mask, Please wait outside the one-meter line

60年一花甲，没毛病

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❌错误译法：The opening of 60 do not eat

✔正确译法：Don't eat the unopened clam

老外表示左右为难……

❌错误译法：Forget the safety of the lakeside

✔正确译法：Don't forget your safety when playing by the lake

禁止玩玩，也是很简单易懂了

❌错误译法：Ban play and play

✔正确译法：No Playing

亲，你慢慢滑

❌错误译法：Slip carefully

✔正确译法：Watch Your Step

​​干脆也把“Slip”改为“hua”得了

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❌错误译法：xiao xin jiao Slip

✔正确译法：Watch Your Step

有点危险？

❌错误译法：A bit dangerous

✔正确译法：Danger! Electricity! 

C和G长得确实挺像的

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❌错误译法：Class

✔正确译法：Glass

文明是谁？

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❌错误译法：Civilization raises the dog, you he and me

✔正确译法：Raise dogs in a civilized way. It's up to everyone

你个傻子？what？

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❌错误译法：what

✔正确译法：Sangza

光盘💿确实是CD

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❌错误译法：I'm proud of CD

✔正确译法：I'm honor to clear my plate

别，居一阁

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❌错误译法：Don't JiYiGe

✔正确译法：？

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